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Single Speak

The true meaning behind 15 popular male phrases. Well, it’s how this single woman interprets them.


WHAT MEN SAY                                 WHAT THEY MEAN

1)  I’m not ready for a relationship.            I don’t like you.

2) You remind me of my ex-wife.                Hmm…rebound possibility.

3) It’s not you, it’s me.                                      It’s not you, it’s me.

4) I want to take this slow.                              You’re smothering me.

5) The divorce is in the works.                       I’m still trying to get her back.

6) I have (any number over 2) cats.             Therapy hasn’t helped at all.

7) She’s just a friend, damnit.                          She considers me just a

friend, damnit.

8) Call me at the office.                                       I’m living with someone.

9) I have to get up early.                                    After sex, I’m out of here.

10) I loved “Bridges of Madison County”.     Please like me.

11) Your line was busy.                                       I completely forgot to call you.

12) Sorry, I’m just too tired tonight.              Damn this Prozac.

13) Maybe we need some space.                      Next!

14) I feel so comfortable with you.                 Let’s have sex already.

15) Meet my parents.                                            I love you.

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