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Single Speak

The true meaning behind 15 popular male phrases. Well, it’s how this single woman interprets them.

15 TRUE TRANSLATIONS

WHAT MEN SAY                                 WHAT THEY MEAN

1)  I’m not ready for a relationship.            I don’t like you.

2) You remind me of my ex-wife.                Hmm…rebound possibility.

3) It’s not you, it’s me.                                      It’s not you, it’s me.

4) I want to take this slow.                              You’re smothering me.

5) The divorce is in the works.                       I’m still trying to get her back.

6) I have (any number over 2) cats.             Therapy hasn’t helped at all.

7) She’s just a friend, damnit.                          She considers me just a

friend, damnit.

8) Call me at the office.                                       I’m living with someone.

9) I have to get up early.                                    After sex, I’m out of here.

10) I loved “Bridges of Madison County”.     Please like me.

11) Your line was busy.                                       I completely forgot to call you.

12) Sorry, I’m just too tired tonight.              Damn this Prozac.

13) Maybe we need some space.                      Next!

14) I feel so comfortable with you.                 Let’s have sex already.

15) Meet my parents.                                            I love you.

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